The idea of James as Prongs accidentally coming across and having to interact with actual legit deer is so fucking funny to me I just
Imagine him prancing into a clearing and there’s this whole herd of deer and he pauses awkwardly before going over and being like sup and they all look at him like wtf is that thing it’s not one of us
And then he somehow gets into one of those antler fights and then padfoot and the others show up and they just stare at him like what the fuck prongs what are you even doing
and a bewildered james is just baffled and says he doesnt know how these things happen to him bc much like Harry he just seems to end up in these ridiculous situations although he does go looking for it more than harry does
|2 hours ago||1,338 notes||via: arolydia
|#trouble just happens to find them it's genetic #jfc this is hilarious #harry potter #q #james what the /fuck/|
|7 hours ago||27 notes||via: glitchbunny
|#yah this #for whoever it was that was talking about japs in homeroom #anti-semitism|
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
Someone should come dance with me, it’s sunny and warm out right now.
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I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
its some straight up 1984 shit
|1 day ago||75,533 notes||via: rasputinspo
|#hell yeah #there's this great south african comedian who's name I forget #does a segment about this #brilliant dude #q|
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.””
|2 days ago||103,904 notes||via: kucala
|#sex work #q|
Caracal also known as desert lynx, can survive for long periods without water. Their ears are larger than other big cats, allowing them to navigate preys and escape danger better. They are known for their bird-catching abilities and because of their good sense of hearing they can easily detect birds flying, even birds with specially adapted feathers for silent flight like owl. Altogether, with their long legs and big paws they can leap up into the air to successfully catch their prey.
|2 days ago||32,251 notes||via: justjasper
|#caracal lynx #ruthy it's this one #cat gif #sniperskinrug|
anyone notice that im beautiful and have a great blog? just a reminder
|2 days ago||10,543 notes||via: golemette
This body isn’t doing what I tell it too.
reminder to friends who are having trouble with dissociation and how it fucks with their perception of time: it is daylight savings time. you are okay. you didn’t lose any time.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THANK YOU.
*OuO* u are welcome
Ohhhhhhhhh okay thank yo a bunch for this post
|2 days ago||836 notes||via: oldamongdreams
|#disassociation #for my american buddies who might've been confused|
while you’re signing the petition to legally recognize nonbinary gender on whitehouse.gov, you should also sign the one to create a federal mandate forcing all law enforcement officers to wear a video recording device while on duty, to hold cops accountable for their actions
|2 days ago||7,492 notes||via: actuallyitsaparasol
|#it takes less than thirty seconds to make an account and you don't have to be american #please please please #police officers|
if you’re an ally you shouldn’t be in other people’s safe spaces you should be outside with a fucking sword protecting the vulnerable people you claim to be allies to
|2 days ago||5,659 notes||via: thewomanfromitaly
|#ooh I like this idea #lets give good allies swords #let's give all queer babies DOUBLE SWORDS|
my brother just said “the goyim have found transtorah” with the same weight and urgency as I’m sure paul revere said whatever he said
|2 days ago||21 notes||via: transschmuck
|#that gorgeous poem #is by a *jewish woman* #not quite sure why I've been agressively jew-blogging for a week but I'm liking it|