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Well hey there, good lookin'. I'm Maxie (or Alex). Deja vu is a phenomenon in which the two halves of your brain are briefly out of sync; so, something happens, one half processes it, and then the other one does. So, it feels like you've already seen it, because you have: but only halfway. You need both halves to fully comprehend what's going on, so, there's a lapse.
My pronouns are ey/eir/em.

A female bear is called a sow.
virginpetal:

I made a transparent pansy!!

virginpetal:

I made a transparent pansy!!

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

ratpoet:

I got dressed for this

PSA: if we’re in a mutual follow, or if you follow me, feel free to tag me in your selfies so that I can see them because fuck is everyone on here gorgeous.

I track both boig and captainqueeg (both are me, hello) and I love you all.

“If you can say Schwarzenegger, you can say Esparza”
Source: 

- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)

Our names are not a burden.

(via zombieflorence)

I’m listening to American Idiot for the first time in ages. This album was the greatest thing in the world when I was discovering that I actually like music. Fuck, that must’ve been five years ago. But, on the plus side, I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL BAND
I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL LIFE
I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL GIRLFRIEND
AND ANOTHER EX-WIFE
(lies I only have one and a half of those things)

I’m listening to American Idiot for the first time in ages. This album was the greatest thing in the world when I was discovering that I actually like music. Fuck, that must’ve been five years ago. But, on the plus side, I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL BAND

I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL LIFE

I’VE GOT A ROCK AND ROLL GIRLFRIEND

AND ANOTHER EX-WIFE

(lies I only have one and a half of those things)

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

tsuthetiger:

pinstripehourglass:

god, what a classic

must have been some p sick handjobs homies seeing stars n’ shit

totallydumb:

I feel anxious. I bite my nails. 

I feel anxious. I bite my nails. 

I feel anxious. I bite my nails. 

I sew my nails back on.

Have I shown off this shirt yet? Cause it’s my favorite.

Have I shown off this shirt yet? Cause it’s my favorite.

girl-farts:

Less queer struggles more queer snuggles 

kelpls:

I made a comic from the mechanic/robot thing i drew a while back BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD TOO MANY THINGS I WANTED TO DRAW and i couldn’t fit it in 10 pictures and then i gave up and ended up with some small thing without any plot omfg i can’t do comics 

im sorry that it is an OBNOXIOUSLY LONG POST but it’s easier to read this way  i thin k /  

golemette:

all goyim love matzah its just a fact

deducecanoe:

raygender:

i sure wish most tv and movie romances had more reasoning behind them other than “thin abled straight white cis people of opposite binary genders existing in proximity to each other”

There are magnets in their pelvis you see. They don’t want to be together and spend a night of alleged passion trying to escape each other. But those damned magnets, you see. So eventually they decide to make the best of it even though he is hopelessly devoted to his cat and she had previously only dated chicks. Because… Magnets.